Fun_People Archive
8 Sep
Pappy Pelure

Date: Fri, 8 Sep 95 01:13:50 -0700
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Pappy Pelure

    A lawman walks into a saloon and asks the barkeep "Did a bad man that  
calls himself Pappy Pelure come through here?"  The barkeep says "I don't  
know; what's he wearing?"  "He's got a big paper hat, brown paper vest, black  
cardboard boots, dirty white tissue paper shirt, and floppy paper pants."   
"Gee, what's he wanted for?"  "Rustling."

© 1995 Peter Langston